You’d be forgiven for thinking this is the new Ploprof. The new best fake Omega Seamaster Ultra Deep Titanium is seriously impressive in its own right. I’ll ban all mention of desk divers or shirt cuffs because this is real. Get off of the sofa, strap this on, and book a SCUBA diving course. This Seamaster is uncompromisingly tough.

The Ultra Deep is cut from a different cloth, and you know what? I’d say it’s even a more fitting Swiss made replica Omega for James Bond (hot-take alert!). The rounded case and manta lugs speak a language of their own, the only similarity being the rather huge namesake from 2019. The ISO 6425 certification makes it abundantly clear that you need a diving course and a wet/drysuit, and the in-house caliber 8912 means business. This beast is exploration-ready at CHF 11,400. Now get going!

PADI Diving Course
No, I’m not going to give you a choice to opt-out. I will instead provide a link to one of many PADI diving courses. This one is in Gran Canaria, so you can book a flight to lose those winter blues, and get ready to immerse your AAA fake Omega Seamaster Ultra Deep. I know, after spending CHF 11,400, you might not have the budget for a Canary Island holiday, but chances are there is a course very near you.

Sorry, if you thought you’d get out of this, then no. And I need it just as much as you do! I mean, we’ve been stuck inside for the best part of two years now. I’ve got three dive replica watches for sale, one of which will go down to 300 meters. And no matter what I’ve told you in the past, it wants to be strapped over a wet suit. Just do it — it’s time!